So, I finally saw Brothers last weekend and after sitting through a half hour's worth of previews and antother hour and a half of the movie, I left rather satisfied. However, I was slightly disappointed I didn't get exactly what I went for: indirect incest.

Yes, I admit that I have a weird thing about incest. Maybe I should get some help... Nah. That just takes the fun away. Anyway,for some reason I was looking forward to Tommy Cahill (Jake Gyllenhal) seducing his sister-in-law (Natlie Portman). Not to spoil the movie for anyone, but that didn't happen. But hope was not lost! My favorite thing about the movie was Tobey Maguire. Tobey did an AMAZING job at portraying the heroic and tormented Capt. Sam Cahill. It was so refreshing to see him in a more adult role, where his character is dealing with traumatic events in Afghanistan, instead of diving off a skyscraper to catch a screaming Kirsten Dunst. If I were him, I'd let her become one with the pavement, but that's just me. Anyway getting back to what matters,Tobey may still look like a fourteen year-old boy waiting to sprout some facial hair, but in Brothers he is clearly seen as a man. Plus it was very entertaining to hear him say "fuck." Not sure why. It just was.

So if you're looking for a good movie to watch, check out Brothers. It's a little heavy, but if you're sick and twisted like me, you'll definitely find some humor in there.

Oh, before I forget. I am editing my sexy man list and bumping Josh Duhamel for Jake Gyllenhal. The army uniform just wasn't enough to hold Josh's spot. But it's okay because Jake is there to fill the void. Therefore, the sexy list is as follows:

1. Taylor Lautner
Pretending his eighteenth birthday passed, as it soon will when February 11 roles around in 1 month and 27 days...not that I'm counting.
2. Ryan Reynolds
Truly my favorite blonde man.
3. Ian Somerhalder
In reality he's human, but he's got the captivating eyes of a vampire.
4. Jake Gyllenhal
He fills out a pair of jeans quite nicely.
5. Gerard Butler
Sweet man, sexy accent and eyes as green like the hills of Ireland.
6. Jude Law
Just can't resist, no matter how hard I try.
7. Topher Grace
Okay, so I bumped Hugh Jackman for Topher. As long as Topher keeps the hair short and ditches the pudding bowl do he sported on That 70s Show, he's allowed to stay. My sister, in the meantime, can have Hugh Jackman.
8. Zac Braff
I'm a sucker for Zac Braff and not ashamed to admit it.
9. Johnny Depp
Never tires.
10. Rob Pattinson
Honestly, this is a filler spot. I'm growing bored of Rob, but hopefully his new movie Remember Me will keep him from getting booted.